Oh no!!!!

A closet Christian secretly praying when no one is around. Maybe a closeted Hindu with Ganesha carefully placed in your Puja Room. Out of sight of your loyal readers and the paparazzi.

Too the flashing lights of cameras.

As the righteous exclaim “we think she protested too much”

while a psychic reader reports your true identity to astonished followers.

I once heard someone exclaim, “there are no atheists in foxholes “

I shot back “ I live in a house”